… then you may just want to skip this post.

One of my favorite blogs, Yeah, That “Vegan” Shit is hosting a kooky contest.  Kooky, but fun.  Hey, I like kooky, fun and contests, so there was NO WAY I wouldn’t participate.  So, without further ado, I present to you my entry for the Nippular Cookbook Contest:

See, it really is cake!

What’s a Nippular Cookbook Contest?  Well, whoever makes the best set of nips or boobies out of food wins 3 vegan cookbooks.  Obviously, I went with a full set of boobies here constructed out of vegan vanilla cake with chocolate icing covered with (homemade) vegan fondant.  Everything (except the nipple rings) is edible.  And for fun, I threw a few mardi gras beads in the pic because I can’t think of any other place where more (pierced) boobies may be hanging out for anyone to see.

And just like what typically occurs in nature, one side is slightly larger than the other.  I totally meant to do that.  I know you’re all dying now to make your own cake boobies.  I’ll post my fondant recipe and how I made these babies after the contest closes.