It’s a tradition over at Yeah, That “Vegan” Shit to post “The Most Bizarre Google Searches by Which People Stumble Across This Blog”.  With a blog name like that and lots of 4-letter words in the posts, it’s no wonder that someone who searches for say “what does a dirty hippy bring to a barbeque,” might find their way to her blog.  I love it!

But me?!  Why would weird Google searches find me?  For some reason, people using Google to search for these things have found me and I have no explanation for it.

• “castoreum tincture to use externally”– ummm… I don’t even know what that is.
• “how durian fruit will help infertility”– it will definitely come in handy if you need to empty the contents of your stomach quickly, but infertility?  Probably not.
• “list of animals that eat durian”– my dog!!

• “sizzling legumes”
• “what is carmine dye used for in our daily lives”– yes, what is carmine dye used for in our daily lives?
• “when someone doesn’t realize how good they have in front of them”– no joke, that search really does come to me somehow.

That’s it for now.  Nothing spicy like “vomit on her basil says” but strange nonetheless.